britney myerscough

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

shall we play a new game it's called trash or wildlife, this episode:
what did i see yday on the UK's northwest coastal shores? (options below)

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

#wowlookatmytastymealdeal

[Blackpool FC @BlackpoolFC]

A message from Jerry. 🧡

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

i have a big issue with germs and a stranger with manky hands just touched my face in the middle of manchester i've never felt so repulsed i might throw up all over this rail replacement bus

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

wow this weekends been a killer for nostalgia, missing things i'd forgotten and/or convinced myself i hated

[H @BRITT4INE]

Could be the best video ever made

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

staying at work late to be nibbled by orphaned piglets is what they call a dream job

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

I cannot believe i've just left my keys inside my flat and had to get my neighbours to help me climb back in through my window

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

i'm loving kent but cannot for the life of me remember the last time i had service/signal on my phone

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

there's moving down south, and then there's picking up more french radio stations than english

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

trekked to town with a bag full of empty jars only for the refill shop to be closed.. agAIN.. i mean if that's the biggest of my problems i'm doing pretty well but like cmon twice ?!

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

first day of my new job included quad bike lessons. life is sick

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

listening to rex orange county when ur in a happy relationship feels like napping on clouds

rex when ur single is stab wounds to the heart

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A reminder of just who he is

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

finding out i'm an inch shorter than i've been claiming has shook me to my small core

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@MaisieLawrinson 😂 failing that i'll try DS pictochat

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

what do you do when everything's going wrong and the one person u want to talk to has u blocked on everything hahaha cause laughing isn't helping and neithers weeping

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

tired of tesco workers assuming i don't have a clubcard, "that'll be-" now hold on a minute we don't know how much that'll b u haven't scanned my card yet

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

reading a book set in st petersburgh and spent the first page thinking we were in peterborough

[Blackpool FC @BlackpoolFC]

A message from Jake Daniels.

https://t.co/R2wEsniXKV

[britney myerscough @_britneymay_]

what's more annoying than stumbling across the perfect thing to buy for someone that's not speaking to u🥲 like ffs break the silence so i can spoil u pls