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infosec, web tech, privacy. I am deeply troubled by this incident and my thoughts and prayers go out to the victims and their families. my tweets are yours

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Ding Dong, TX is a real place in the world.

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But seriously, the 30 second answer format is dumb, it’s the reason they can’t answer a question and just repeat 5 second sound bites and sound like dummies. #TXGovDebate #notadebate

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Abbot: “Joe Biden Joe Biden Joe Biden Joe Biden Joe Biden Joe Biden Joe Biden Joe Bide” #TXGovDebate

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I'm at the grocery store getting stuff to make jambalaya and wearing lots of burnt umber. A tx tech fan just hit my foot with her cart. #gameday #hookem

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Just opened up my clothes dryer to move the vent location and found a secret book!

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half my conference call just dropped to go handle an aws outage. "I'll give you some time back"

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So glad we moved on from covid and found monkey pox. #blessed

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a co-worker just told me she doesn't celebrate the 4th because she doesn't own her body anymore. that makes me super sad and ashamed of our country.

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@siyegen In the words of our former ceo, be a resting race horse. Kill it a few days, and take a few days to rest and relax in the grass

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I like an occasional tweet

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It's 2022, you'd think ppt and slides would be getting unordered list bullet sizes right by now.

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@wvuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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ever type a common work so much it starts to look misspelled? doors. doors. doars?

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@catc0n doers

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There is something kinda special about joining another company’s slack channel. It’s like learning a whole new dialect.

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@dandysurprise I beg to differ

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@DumbSmartFridge 0 for 10. #greatjob

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@McDonalds deep-fried Ukrainians

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Overheard Immature Product Management Quote of the Day® "Customers are slamming up my backlog"

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@egyp7 with a rake.

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Well, Mike D, is a special individual.
That’s all. Have a great night folks