brooke

hi 🍋

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They say red light helps you sleep better

[Carlisle @CarlisleDiana]

I genuinely have no idea what women are talking about when they say they are losing rights??? what rights have you lost? lmao

[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine getting shot at 7pm and still making your 9am tee time

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Former First Lady Melania Trump releases statement, calls for America to reunite after her husband was inches away from being assass*nated.

"When I watched that violent bullet strike my husband, Donald, I realized my life, and Barron's life, were on the brink of devastating change."

"I am grateful to the brave Secret Service agents and law enforcement officials who risked their own lives to protect my husband."

"A monster who recognized my husband as an inhuman political machine attempted to ring out Donald's passion - his laughter, ingenuity, love of music, and inspiration."

"The core facets of my husband's life - his human side - were buried below the political machine. Donald, the generous and caring man who I have been with through the best of times and the worst of times."

"Dawn is here again. Let us reunite. Now."

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

when you realize you shoulda bought a house in 2008 instead of fucking around in 2nd grade

[brooke @_brookie44]

DUDE PLEASEEEEEEEE STFU

[Will Witt @thewillwitt]

My house in Tampa is getting flooded and destroyed, but thank God I’m vaccinated.

[The American Storm @BigJoeBastardi]

2,000,000 without power.
“gentlemen, start your Teslas”

[brooke @_brookie44]

not yours

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Whose side are you on?

[2/22/22BuddyEsco @buddyescobar]

Dog tried to air us out

[sam @joycelhopper]

if this isn’t me… #StrangerThings

[brooke @_brookie44]

@hannahmyers_11 @bgsu you are spectacular

[brooke @_brookie44]

@99davidd I just had to rt

[brooke @_brookie44]

@99davidd NO WAY

[brooke @_brookie44]

Ok 😂

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

Unemployment is down, jobs are up, and our economy is on the move. President Biden has led our economy into record growth.

[𝒫𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒮𝒽𝓊𝒸𝓀 @PShuck]

Did the CDC recommend a virtual Met Gala or nah?

[brooke @_brookie44]

@99davidd @RyanDietrich17 Absolutely incredible