manic pixie dream hobo

color my life with the chaos of trouble

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Fuck (and I cannot stress this enough) them kids

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

If someone can't repost this because they contracted an STD/STI they don't deserve to be shamed for it. Basic human decency is important.

[LDLD @LDLD219]

No Herpes

No Chlamydia

No Gonorrea

No HIV

NO STDS

Bet y’all can’t repost this.

Health is very important

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

I should not bitch about the weather in NOLA but me and the weather app have a different definition of “light drizzle”

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

How hard is it to not take up the entire fucking sidewalk when you're walking I hate people

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

If anyone else wants to fuck around and find out today I DARE YOU

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Fuck animal crossing

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Do not I repeat DO NOT watch The Iron Giant on shrooms

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Coworker: “three people got shot outside the bar last night”
Me, 48 hours no sleep, no light behind my eyes: “at least they don't have to work brunch today”

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Like how fucking hard is it to treat service industry employees with basic human decency you are ON VACATION, I am working my third double in a row fuck off

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Happy Mardi Gras go fuck yourself

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Walking to work during mardi gras parade is like. Walking around downtown Arkham or some shit

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

*me looking at jewelry on the street*
Vendor: “grabbing something for your valentine?”
Me: “nah his girlfriend is probably getting him something this year I'm all set”

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

I hate when my coworkers offer to smoke me up because yes would love to but there's a 70% I'm going non verbal for several hours and a 30% chance I'm going to tell you about the time I looked at my step dad’s search history so like. No thanks

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Miley should be drawn and quartered for that grammy performance. Looks like girlie googled Tina Turner impersonator and ran with it and I'm physically ill.

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Update: messaged the crane man, he’s proud of me. Also I should get back on meds

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

Also half the reason why i stopped using this app was because for about a month I didn’t know why I couldn’t find the little bird app so.

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

@yunglilcringe And I haven’t even started my rant about kitty

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

And since I have no friends I’m going to rapid fire my absolutely unfiltered thoughts on Oppenheimer since i was trapped on an island when the movie was released

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

-dropping were sickening and just goes to show how fucked American patriotism is. Like great the war is “over” y’all motherfuckers need help if you think an attack on borderline genocidal proportions is something to cheer for idk man get help

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

And a quick aside about the Matt Damon thing. I don’t know too much about him personally but I swear every role he plays he’s a snot nosed punk and Saving Private Ryan was 3 hours of emotional torture porn. By the end of it I sincerely wanted the old man to instantly drop dead

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

So like. Ofc Matt Damon’s candy ass if gonna be in another movie where we expose the horrors of war and are meant to sympathize with the US military only this time he is part of the problem if not the problem. The scenes where people were celebrating the success of the bombs-

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

And then. He was issued a pardon, and an apology and was allowed to continue his work. By the end of his life it had all become balanced. This was a beautiful story and I hope Sean Patrick Crane is proud of me. The end.

[manic pixie dream hobo @_bruisyq]

He’s worshipped like a god after destroying worlds in a sense, plunged into obscurity, the US government did everything they could to break this man psychologically (mind you man was already mentally a little frail he tried to kill his high school tutor with a cyanide apple)