𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov

Coptic, born by the pyramids 🇪🇬 raised by the kangaroos 🇦🇺
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Dark Humour, Bright Soul
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Tweets are not my own

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

I really didn't believe this DNA ethnicity testing works but I can't believe how accurate mine is

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

I don't tweet anymore but I just wanted to say I'm pissed that I can pay for streaming and still get ads, even mid-stream

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

tbh I'm at the stage where I just 3obalak myself

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

"Don't put off till tomorrow what you do today " might not be the best advice if you're talking to a serial killer

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

If I ever find a coptic girl that goes to church, likes Jordan Peterson, has done the carnivore diet, uses the sauna and the cold plunge, I would simply marry her

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

I'm glad no one reads my twitter anymore, it reminds me of the good old days

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

I wore slides before it was cool

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

I began the calibri trend

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

If you drink while peeing in a garden you'll be considered a water feature

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

Egyptian men would rather say they have pectus excavatam and anterior pelvic tilt than just admit they're fat and that's why they have a kersh

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

When the first fetus identifies as a life, the pro-choicers are gonna have a real bad day

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

Girls will never understand the struggle of rolling up the sleeves of a long sleeve shirt to a short sleeve shirt

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

Anyone wanna chill in LA? I got 7 hours to kill...

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

I'm back to Toronto
1st of September to 4th of September and 8th of September until the 15th of September hmu for hangs

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

Black people don't have white teeth, they just have good contrast

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

My stripper name is Magic Coco

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

"saturated fat doesn't cause heart disease, carbohydrates do" is still, to-date, the sexiest thing a girl has ever said to me

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

I wish someone would steal my identity and take my childhood trauma with it

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

When I listen to arabic music my DNA starts to dance

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

What if soy milk is just Spanish milk introducing himself

[𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov @_bsmoov]

I wish humans didn't need to sleep so I could waste 20 hours a day instead of 10