kat

[kat @_budgetdua]

my beige flag is emailing ‘meeting’s running a lil late, I’ll hop on our’s shortly’ but really I’m in line at mcd’s for iced coffee

[kat @_budgetdua]

i really heard a grown, 50+ raggedy woman use “I’m an influencer” in an argument at the nail salon today. girl, do you even know how to navigate these apps 😭

[kat @_budgetdua]

‘can’t interfere, it’s a cannon event’ is the new mind yo business

[kat @_budgetdua]

how do I apply for more side quests to come my way?

[kat @_budgetdua]

from strangers to knowing each other’s bowel movements

[kat @_budgetdua]

why does every nice condo have to be near a construction site 🙃

[kat @_budgetdua]

@maybecharr I’m bedridden

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

jaw on the floor.. rue really got her shit together

[kat @_budgetdua]

happy vday ♥️

[kat @_budgetdua]

soft launching was such a fun game

[kat @_budgetdua]

Everyday routine instantly becomes hotter w manicured nails. Entering passcode? Hot. Playing w (Hummus’) 🍆? Hottest

[kat @_budgetdua]

“Even at the club- I’m at the club and I’ll text my mom back”

[kat @_budgetdua]

a thread of things Char has said that had altered my brain chemistry:

[kat @_budgetdua]

“I give back the same energy”

[kat @_budgetdua]

“Are we outside tonight?”

[kat @_budgetdua]

“New Pokémon unlocked” (personal fave)

[kat @_budgetdua]

“I’m in shambles”

[kat @_budgetdua]

“I don’t think I’ve given you any red flags. Except that I go out. But I don’t go out as often as you think”