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it’s time for yoga take ur pants off

[trïzky 🔜 Bday🎂 (2 days) @trizkyfr]

if you get straight A’s in school they just let you rawdog adhd and autism

[ymi @ymionvacation]

u ever wanna play minecraft and then u open minecraft and think “i dont wanna play minecraft anymore” so you close minecraft

[hunter @3gpmh]

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[blue @bluewmist]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life.the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[eda ★ @edascofield]

i miss my reading era

[˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @gurlscode_]

manifesting

[Cecilia Cicone 🚀 @cecsquared]

I decided to give up for Lent

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

"you unadded me" im unmedicated. you're lucky i didn't throw a brick at you

[🐈‍⬛ @444caat]

beating men lowers your cortisol levels

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

First base is STABBING. Second base is KISSING. Third base is DIVORCE

[puppysage | #edtwt @DeepDarkForYaoi]

“R u a top or a bottom?” Im a fucking failure

[Nightmare Freddy @NightmareFre_]

Oh....my ass is big....

[cass @luv2clomp]

who in they bed #bedtime

[Brontosaurus @Brontosaur1870]

Interesting fact: Spinosaurus have 0 friends and are full of shit

[spice fien @bloodysabers]

the dirty talking got too intense and i accidentally called her a retard

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

Starts with M and we all hate it