Amanda

I wish I could look at the full moon and not know about the people that believe it is just a flat disc perched above a larger flat disc.

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@facetedcarapace I thought British food was mostly curry recipes stolen from that (long period of) time they took over India

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@CharterVanilla @_celia_bedelia_ I remember a lot of people thought Alicia Silverstone was pudgy, like what??

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@CharterVanilla @_celia_bedelia_ A lot of middle school girls developed eating disorders back then. I have no idea how it compares to today. By the late 90s “heroin chic” was actually a real term. Just a ridiculous obsession with thinness back then. I remember thinking my 5’9” size 8 body was fat!

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@CharterVanilla @_celia_bedelia_ Everything was “fat free” but full of sugar and artificial taste enhancers. We found out aspartame probably caused cancer and nobody really cared. Oprah was a Weight Watchers spokesperson and the tabloids couldn’t wait to pounce on her when she gained a pound.

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@_celia_bedelia_ Oh lol this is the 90s food thing. “One thing that was cool about being a toddler was that I didn’t have to think about where my food came from, or how much it cost.”

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@lilbubbychild Leave me if you have to, but make me a biscuit before you go

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@facetedcarapace When comedians pivot right they always claim that their past work was edgy and would be too controversial now. It’s part of trying to appeal to a niche crowd that only thinks trans jokes and the n-word are funny. They never watched The Office so they just assume it’s true.

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@NoOrdinaryLV Oh no that sounds like a chigger bite. They crawl until they hit a barrier like a sock or underwear or bra and then bite. Itch is worse than a mosquito. Lots of folk remedies online that don’t do much, Benadryl cream works best for me.

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@NoOrdinaryLV One thing we enjoy is a good tiny sandwich. 😅 Cornbread slider with fried chicken or fried fish, spicy pickles, and pimento cheese would be nice.

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@_celia_bedelia_ Disclaimer- this was the 90s and no one really worried about trans people even though they were around so it wasn’t meant to spark a conversation about it in some subversive way. She literally was unfamiliar with the function of the prostate.

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@_celia_bedelia_ When I was a teenager I witnessed a local newswoman interview a doctor on live tv about prostate cancer. She asked him if it was a disease that only affected men. It derailed him because up to that point he likely assumed she knew what a prostate was.

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@facetedcarapace She just wants the wasted time back, and truthfully, don’t we all (along with a check for hypothetical 8th grade tuition)?

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@_celia_bedelia_ Omg I never come to this site anymore and they still are doing this shit to you. Buncha 🤡🤡🤡🤡.

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@facetedcarapace He’s got Erika Kirk eyes

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@jonathanstea Well she’s completely insane sooo…

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@Charlie1297631 @JRVanHoose @0pieJax Obama won two presidential elections, good to know you think he’s smarter than you

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@JustinTHaskins @EWErickson @AmyKremer How on earth is threatening to annihilate an entire country full of civilians the lesser evil than acknowledging Trans people? You all are so far gone from decency and humanity and still hiding behind Jesus and God as if they have anything to do with your beliefs.

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@AndrewCFollett @EWErickson Which one contains his words and feelings? Dumbass.

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@NickHalliwellTN @EWErickson Yes blowing up a school full of children… double tap strikes in civilians and first responders…he’s so funny! He’s always joking!

[Amanda @_bumpus_hound_]

@EWErickson Since Easter moves around the calendar the dates coincided one time. It won’t happen again for a few hundred years and thanks to your support for global death and destruction over coexisting with Trans people, no one will probably be left to see it.