Francesco Buontempo

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

come at us

[nico @byeenicoo]

how did criminals even get caught in the 1800s i could’ve put up historic numbers

[ellen corrigan @reallousewife]

Vets rang me to collect my dog after a procedure and warned ‘he may be a little out of sorts’. Showed up and this man was absolutely BUTTERED

[James @CaucasianJames]

3 years later. fellas remember to stay patient

[Anderson @andrson_andrsen]

now this is cinema

[JP @jpbrammer]

this is the one that’s been frying rice

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Burn this app to the ground.

[Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez]

It's Chinese New Year and the first day of Black History Month?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

watched goblet of fire again. lotta “harry’s parents loved him soooo much it defeated the ultimate evil” stuff. and neville is sitting there for all of it. his parents got wrecked so hard they don’t even recognize him. and it’s like guess they should’ve loved you more bitch

[Bijan @bijanm]

Mr. Worldwide Shipping

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

[bel; VI A TAYLOR @mazespider]

LOL

[thornhead @wormsofbarlo]

every crew got the silly homie with an air of profound sadness about him

[WOLF  @CRMLWOLF]

This isn’t even well done this is congratulations