My dearest,
We have taken shelter in a city named “Flint” this place appears to be invisible to the red hats, it is almost as if they purposefully avert any knowledge of its existence. As we snack on our rations of pretzels and wine we can hear the red hats in the distance...
@realDonaldTrump You should worry about making it through your first year, let alone, being the “president.” Why are you still focusing on @HillaryClinton?
@SpeakerRyan Could you talk to @realDonaldTrump about the Constitutional principles of liberty, freedom ... etc. The poor thing doesn’t seem to get it.
@realDonaldTrump It’s freedom of speech! What the hell do you think you’re suppose to represent? Please, heed your own advice, “[F]ind something else to do!”