b

the first person to survive going over Niagara Falls in a barrel died from slipping on an orange peel • they/them

[b @_bvariant]

cannot believe i got sick and as a result was able to watch this game

[b @_bvariant]

@Mengu09 It is toothpaste, but a lot of Japanese toothpastes will taste awful sometimes (source: live in Japan). Also that one has a warming sensation to it or something, so that’s probably why it was so bad

[b @_bvariant]

Another second place, but won two different game 5 sets! Never played in front of such a raucous crowd, def gotta practice keeping composure. Ggs all :)

[🚧 MasterHand ≫ スマブラDX+SP+64大会(マスハン) @MasterHand_ssbm]

MasterHand64 Result
#マスハン
#スマブラDX
優勝：Kounotori
@Kounotori_ssbm
２位：Scout

３位：Donkos
@dnks_smash

#スマブラSP
優勝：マッスオ
@MassuoM0m0
２位：つばすわ
@tubasuwa18
３位：うにたま
@unitama5

DXダブルス
優勝：Donkos / TEITO
SPダブルス
優勝：うにたま / マッスオ

[b @_bvariant]

Made it to winners side of grands, but lost both sets 1-3 1-3. Still really pleased overall with my play. ggs all :)

[🚧 MasterHand ≫ スマブラDX+SP+64大会(マスハン) @MasterHand_ssbm]

MasterHand62 Result
#スマブラDX
優勝：Kounotori
@Kounotori_ssbm

２位：Scout

３位：A&B
@ebi_0829

４位：TEITO
@t01419
ーーーーーーー
#スマブラSP
優勝：うにたま
@unitama5

ーーーーーーー
#スマブラDX ダブルス
優勝：Kounotori / A&B

ーーーーーーー
https://t.co/sg9L4I2hKD

[b @_bvariant]

Took 3rd at my first Melee tourney in 7 years losing to first and second place. Can’t wait to get into the scene and see how well I can continue to play! Ggs all :)

[🚧 MasterHand ≫ スマブラDX+SP+64大会(マスハン) @MasterHand_ssbm]

CrazyHand2025 Result
#スマブラDX
優勝：Inngenn
@inngenn_melee
準優勝：Kounotori
@Kounotori_ssbm
３位：Scout

４位：たけ(melee player)
@WTSssbm
ーーーーーーー
#スマブラSP
優勝：GWR
@gwrnetodera
準優勝：うにたま
@unitama5
ーーーーーーー
スマブラDXダブルス
優勝：Inngenn/GWR

[b @_bvariant]

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[b @_bvariant]

Took a #saketour and even got to create my own label for a bottle!

[b @_bvariant]

@SheaSerrano Y’all should just call it the fan trophy and use the quote from Animal House (rambling incoherent, etc) and have it be a trophy that gets suggested by fans each week (engagement farming)

[b @_bvariant]

Worst tier list I’ve ever seen. Sun in D tier? Garlic in B6?????

[b @_bvariant]

@alxndra1998 Japanese ones are fairly consistent with it usage but the American made/dubbed ones use gendered language where it’s mostly he but the plot of one of them was that Godzilla laid eggs so the beauty of Godzilla is that it’s whatever you want her to be and he doesn’t mind

[b @_bvariant]

@birbdotexe Glad to have been part of the worst of it 🫡

[b @_bvariant]

I’ve thought about Fritos (of all things) pretty much every month since moving to Japan

[b @_bvariant]

@beahlailey Rock scissors paper is Australian rules and what is taught to elementary school children in Japan lol

[b @_bvariant]

@birbdotexe Your biology is telling you it’s bulking season

[b @_bvariant]

Can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but I miss the American DMV

[b @_bvariant]

Nvm just tested positive for COVID

[b @_bvariant]

I’m so incredibly bad at being physically sick.

I can bounce back from mental stuff pretty quick, but I think I have the flu and I’ve just been laying in bed watching adventure time and feeling sorry for myself for the last 36 hours

[b @_bvariant]

I’m so incredibly bad at being physically sick.

I can bounce back from mental stuff pretty quick, but I think I have the flu and I’ve just been laying in bed watching adventure time and feeling sorry for myself for the last 36 hours