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23 | he/him | five hours late, wearing a napkin as a shirt

[harky @theharkyp]

Coal workers unionizing (1923, colorized) https://t.co/YeLuDjzoVE

[tanner @_c0met]

next time someone pulls in front of me without looking im literally not stopping

[kyunchi♱ @Kyunchix3]

😭✨

[Daniel Powell @danieljpowell]

Immediately release everyone in jail for pot-related offenses.

[tanner @_c0met]

https://t.co/c7BhBaoP7T for reference 🥲

[tanner @_c0met]

bryce’s little sister found my movie trailer project from film class in 2015 and it’s FULL of sexual innuendos so WHY did i get away with it!!!!

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Imagine a little french girl named cigarette

[tanner @_c0met]

Of course we start practicing facials the same week I shave my brows. My classmates are in for a very unpleasant, caveman-esque surprise.

[tanner @_c0met]

So proud of Olivia Rodrigo for blowing up, but when are we gonna give our real main pop girl some love? 😪

[tanner @_c0met]

PCI lifted the mask mandate and I’m nervous sweating

[Andy Kopsa 🇨🇿🇺🇸 @andykopsa]

Remind your neighbors: Iowa's pandemic was never under control, not locked down, never mitigated. $95mm in fed. aid was turned away by @IAGovernor and now we won't be getting that $50mm handout from the feds for broadband. Oh and the 1800 families of the dead, too.

[tanner @_c0met]

disqualify scarlet adams 😍

[DiDa “Susan Lucci” Ritz @TheRealDiDaSwag]

Just was wondering when this is going to start kicking inn @WorldOfWonder @RuPaulsDragRace

[tanner @_c0met]

Whenever I say “suit pants”, I can’t help but think “soup pants” and then I picture someone pouring soup down my pants

[tanner @_c0met]

Fucker Fuckhelder

[Lolo Zouaï @LoloZouai]

Fuck Fuckï

[tanner @_c0met]

Just got chased by a drunk driver thru the suburbs at 5:30 P.M. I love Des Moines on a Friday evening 😍

[THEEevilseductress™️💋 @xlove_delilahx]

abortions are literally going to happen whether or not they are banned. That’s what I really need yall to understand. It’s just about who will have access to safe illegal ones (the rich) and who will die when they could’ve have lived