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would jesus christ have been a fucking pervert if he had a crisp packet on his head?

[🧎‍♂️ @_c_ol_e_]

in a heartbeat

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what’s gan on

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just getting it on random fucking tweets now

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hope fun88 don’t see me tweets slagging off the club and nick me tickets back off me

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fuckin class that 😂😂😂😂😂

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got in at 7am and slept till 4pm i have absolutely no chance of sleeping tonight FUCK

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@GeordieChay toppa the range

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waterstones in town might be the hottest place on planet earth do they ever just turn the fucking heating down

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@GeordieChay heat them up anymore and they’ll dissolve

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don’t think i’ve ever seen anyone tweet about themselves more in my life than this lass dear god

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fair chance i’m the funniest cunt on the planet like

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@JxckBXX roll on may

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BIG day at cheltenham yesterday 🤑🤑let’s keep bleeding those bookies dry ❤️❤️❤️💵💵

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thought you were supposed to dress up

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85k likes yina

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americans are so serious man, why is nobody fucking creasing there’s a man stuck in a vase for fuck sakes

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pissed off that ronaldo tweet got me banned and taken down cos it was fucking funny

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been banned on my main nice one

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@AgentOlThom @tiareyn

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fer christ sakes man not again

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@Travis_CCFC cant decide whether to take this as an insult