professional shitposting catherine

all my friends are cats

[professional shitposting catherine @_caaatherine_]

a grown woman unironically tried to insult me by sending me this text today… not sure if I’ll ever recover </3

[jaxonloid @jaxonloid]

Tweet to make people with ocd want to blow themselves up

[rain⁷ is seeing BTS in INDIA in 2027 @coqmyg]

happy father's day to all the eldest daughters

[professional shitposting catherine @_caaatherine_]

Death rumors understandable. If I was Bucky, and my ex came back like this, I’d prob kms too.

[콩주머니 @moneymcu]

*탐라에 그냥 두 남자를 던져놓는다*

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Okay I’m back in on Hunter Biden

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO EAT THE PAINT CHIPS FLAKING OFF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL, STAY IN LINE

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i believe in vaccines and hormonal birth control and red dye 40 . like fuck it

[Aku Carly @PovialJunk]

please people. test your coke 💔🕊️

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

what a great city

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

< Becomes Mayor
< Balances the budget
< Lowers rent, groceries, cost of living
< Knicks win first championship in over 53-year years

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

New York City might not be there in the morning

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[lou @littlelou050]

that one sole single singular individual exclusive time joe biden grew out his beard..

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

You know you posted good when you get hit with one of these

[Billy Costigan Jr. @HotshotGamblaz]

Have plans to drink beers with my friends later

[tay 🖤 @tayylorrmaee]

"June isn't pride month it's Men's Mental Health Awareness!!!"

ok then call a therapist instead of having an aneurysm over rainbow flags and celebrations that don't involve you?? literally nothing is stopping you??

[felpix @felpix_]

THIS IS MAMDANISTAN COUNTRY

KNICKS IN FIVE

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Schizophrenia awareness post!

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I miss the days when you could quit your job and have a new one three days later...