the thought of her asking mr mattel to film this and him just sat on the couch like 🙂 is FRYING me, that poor man must have to put up with so much bs 😭
"there were no signs" your mom says about your adhd. and you're like: "mom, i had 47 unfinished journals. i lost every water bottle. i cried doing math homework for 8 years. i couldn't sit through a movie. i was obsessed with horses for one summer and never mentioned them again. i had three friends and they all called me "a lot." what signs were you looking for? a billboard?!"
Hadn’t seen my boyfriend in over a week, and when we finally sat down for dinner, he pulled out a piece of paper and said, “I’ve got so much tea to spill that I wrote it all down so I wouldn’t forget anything.” 😭😂
i actually heard that if you drop a pride flag and it touches the ground you’re supposed to cum inside another guy’s butt as a sign of reverence and respect
dentist office is charging me $2.5k for this root canal/crown and yesterday i jokingly asked if they’re hiring so i can get dental insurance and they were like yeah actually we are and guess who has an interview on thursday !
since it’s pride month let’s revisit jonathan groff explaining to amy poehler when he came out to his family he said, “listen i’m not going to be in parade”
cut to a few years later jonathan is the grand marshal of the nyc pride parade 😭