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[caleb @_CalebScott_]

Do I tell my aunt this dog has a piece of ham on it’s face or do I just let it ride out?

[James @flatwhite_james]

My lil bro goes to UNLV where there was a shooting today (thankfully he’s all right) & this was his genuine reason for not being on campus

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

no fucking way they using my tweets in college classes😭😭

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

this literally makes me want to burn coal

[facts 🪼 @duhhjuh]

keep abortion legal

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

come at us

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

chick fila need a bunch of sinners to work sundays

[Dre'Mont Jones @TheOfficial_80]

Will better than me I would never defend someone else girl like that

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop @paddingtonbear into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 384

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Jada is gonna let Will Smith watch so hard tonight. Good for him.

[Glenny Balls @Glenny_balls]

I have no idea if this person is a 3rd grader or has a 401k

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

if shes your girl why am i at her house jiggling her cat’s primordial pouch?

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

The Biden Administration today to Israel

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“Take a shot it taste like juice”

Me after finding out it taste nothing like juice:

[FBI @FBI]

The #FBI has identified a number of people who incited violence at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, but we need you to help us find the rest. If you recognize the man in this photo, send us a tip at https://t.co/iL7sD5efWD, and refer to photo 348.