callum

[Northumberland FA @NorthumFA]

GMS Sunday Cup featuring:

Horton Shankhouse vs The Three Sails Athletic FC Firsts 🔥

📅 Sunday 10th May
⏰ 10:30am
• Adults: £4 in advance (£5 on the gate)
• Concessions (60+): £3
• Under 18s: Free
• Card payments only
🎟 Secure your place: https://t.co/dLbyaGOpb1

[Scunthorpe United FC @SUFCOfficial]

📋 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄-𝐔𝐏

Your Iron line-up for this evening’s play-off eliminator…

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#UTI #IRON

[callum @_calgle]

Fuck Eddie Howe and fuck Jacob Murphy pair of useless cunts

[Ryan williams @Ryanwil05076171]

@barlowjacob @LisaLittler3

[MummyisTired @MummyisT]

I have been on countless LNER trains, we all have, I don’t know what happened on that train but I can imagine given that I’ve read people hid in toilets that it went something like this: I want you to imagine sitting on this train. It’s dark outside, you’re starting to warm through after having waited at Kings Cross in the cold night air.
Lights, stations and empty fields rush past the windows. The WiFi is rubbish, you maybe read a book or listen to some music. You stop at Peterborough. Some people get on, some leave. Cool night air rushes in.
The train starts up again. You reach into your bag to get some water and hear a ruckus, sounds of a struggle, a scream. The tone of the sound alerts you and you jolt to alertness with a rush of adrenaline and cortisol. You look over the seat ahead of you and can’t process what you see. Blood, knives. Someone stabbed, shocked.
People start moving, wide eyed and stunned. They’re running down the aisle. You need to move, now.
You raise from your chair, heart racing, head rushing.
Maybe given the end of the half term there’s a mother holding the hand of a child, racing away from the sound of more shouts and screams. Wild eyes mother and child. Seeking a place to hide, on their way home on the train and you have to hide, someone wants to kill you.
You follow and make your way to the toilet, a tiny cabinet, room for one but you and the mother and child hide with you and just before you close the door another man joins, blood on his white shirt.
You lock the door. You hear banging and screaming outside. Minutes drag on forever. The child is crying. Rapid, tense breaths, terror.
The train stops.
You hear running, crying and screams as people escape.
After a few minutes you hear police enter. Once you dare open the door you see blood everywhere, armed police, ambulances, flashing lights, weapons, sirens.
All you were doing was going home after work and you experienced horror.

At least the prime minister offered a piss warm statement of meaningless stock platitudes though.
That’s what ‘leaders’ are for
Hell no doubt offer more platitudes and warnings against people talking about the incident if he mentions it at all. It was only last week he ignored the murder of Wayne Broadhurst. Wayne didn’t matter to Kier. We don’t matter to kier.Kier cares about China and Gaza but not you or me or Wayne. Remember you can’t carry anything to defend yourself either. No defence. No hurty words. Just pipe down and shut up and be happy with your platitudinous statements.

[🕷️ 🇵🇸 @kae1enftbl_]

Guess the ethnicity/beverage of choice in the pfp challenge

[callum @_calgle]

@MatrixTejlu @Jsize18 @BSTComps Always a tweet…

[MCNO @Adammcnallyy]

Welcome to the away end woltemade

[callum @_calgle]

@JacobsBen “Can you tweet…” specky virgin

[callum @_calgle]

@Calroberts_ @YorkyIron Got your speedos on

[The Three Sails Athletic FC @ThreeSailsAFC]

LAST MAN STANDING ROLLOVER 🚨💵

Winning pot already over £4100 likely to rise to around £6000-£7000

£25 for new entries, £10 for players who entered before the rollover

£15 one off buy back opportunity if your team draws

Get in touch to now to enter!

[callum @_calgle]

@NUFC Who the fuck has managed to lie on their CV and said they’re a graphic designer? Media team is on its fuckin arse.

[callum @_calgle]

@gazza_thered @SkySports_Keith Just checking to see if he’s still not for sale

[callum @_calgle]

@DJP9812 @SkySports_Keith 🤣🤣

[callum @_calgle]

Not well that like https://t.co/xmp7cOTgCE

[callum @_calgle]

@goldbossed @Miagy__ @CraigHope_DM Fuck you on about ya weird cunt

[callum @_calgle]

@RhysEvans47 @Kaneevanss5 Can’t believe Liam led both teams out either. Well done Kane 👏🏻

[callum @_calgle]

@StyleMachineIl1 @NUFCFEED Please say you have another job other than an illustrator

[callum @_calgle]

@neaariiii @JordToon @catrinavfc 🤫🤫