Callie René

you’re cute but what’s your carbon footprint

[Callie René @_callierene]

THIS DOG JUST KNOCKED MY PHONE OUT OF MY HAND

[fran @galacticidiots]

Congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. I can’t relate but I’m sure it’s lovely. Unfortunately, I only know how to let things consume my entire soul.

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

His vision is now our mission

[trash jones @jzux]

“you’re gonna regret getting all those tattoos” they will surely pale in comparison to the other things i will regret

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

when the devil can’t reach you he’ll send aaron dessner to an eras tour show you’re not at and play “right where you left me” with taylor swift

[trash jones @jzux]

“i’m having second thoughts” ok don’t be greedy some of us haven’t even had firsts yet

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i hate when energy drinks are marketed toward men. what could they possible need energy for? telling lies??

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to fight a Republican

[Callie René @_callierene]

I kinda miss the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood™️ era

[say :)(: @kgleeb]

stanning glee is a red flag. it’s also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. stanning glee is gay. YOU are GAY. happy pride, gleeks!

[anna ??? :00 🇵🇸✨🌸✨🇵🇸 @frogsforgirls]

we are back at it

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I’m now convinced that Taylor Swift could run for President and win. 😀⬆️🇺🇸

[Callie René @_callierene]

Normally I LOVE being on Taylor swift TikTok

But now all I’m seeing is everyone’s eras tour fits and all I’m doing is crying about not going

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Tennessee you better watch your back you bald bitch.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Keion @Keionisbored]

Eating food as an American is so depressing because everyday it's like "did you know that thing you've been eating since you were 6 is a class 1 carcinogen and illegal in 87 countries"

[Ronald Young 🇺🇸 @Ronaldayoung]

SCOTUS has entrusted too much power within our law enforcement. Law enforcement has been used to encroach on our civil liberties for too long. It’s time for Congress to reel back the authority that empowers power hungry cops to think they can do whatever they want to Americans.

[Touré @Toure]

The silence of the Blue Lives Matter folks on the Tyre Nichols murder is deafening.

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing