_justcallmeRyan_

"If the path set before her feet was to be narrow, she knew that flowers of quiet happiness would bloom along it." - L.M. Montgomery

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I Am https://t.co/qdsVZBGYbn via @FreeMindsDC

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@JRCigars Only half the order was mailed and there is no answer to calls, voicemails, or even an email address. How about some customer service over here?

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@Influenster @beautyblender I'm still loving the #Rollerliner by @BenefitBeauty from my last #voxbox, but I would LOVE to try this, too. @beautyblender works so well with my matte foundation, I want to #DewItForTheGlow too. #bbxInfluenster

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This morning I was woken up by my cat's meowing. I was dreaming she was a big piece of lasagna and in irl I was poking her while she slept on my belly, apparently preparing to eat my lasagna. #catfood #catlady #catladylife #cat

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@ComEd So am I getting my power back today, or not? My estimate went from 4 P.M. to not having any estimate at all. I just got groceries.

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#AHCA #massmurder

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I recently found myself questioning if past deal-breaking behaviors suddenly become okay when covered parking is involved. I'm single now.

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If I can't find something, it seems the best solution is to check under the nearest cat. #catladylife

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Never thought I'd find that place in life where my first reaction to seeing something on my s.o. would be, "Is that shit behind your ear?"

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I didn't realized this would be such a controversial post of Facebook today.
https://t.co/07vydbFVs0

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Some days make you stop and ask yourself, "If life were an IQ test, would I be passing?" #wtfwasIthinking