Shannon

Geek extraordinaire. Dystopian survivor. Fairy tale Princess. Zombie lover. Half Marathon Runner. Queen of the random self-descriptive phrase. Nerdy and proud!

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@mrichert It’s the pre-clean clean. It’s totally normal!

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@SD_Comic_Con I’m now convinced I’m going to die in this line. You can put the poster they passed out as a consolation on my tombstone as a warning to future generations.

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@wsdot_traffic Reporting a traffic hazard. There is a large refrigerator blocking the transit lane (left shoulder) on Southbound 5, before exit 1D.

[Kavi Kapur @thekavikapur]

Eric Church doing his best Sister Act 2 impression #Stagecoach

[Liz Kellogg @LizKellogg_]

Eric Church woke up and said fu$% it, I'm doing what I want tonight at #Stagecoach

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@SD_Comic_Con I got in within 30 seconds and got the Omni, which was my first entry.

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@Tairuhbhuki My god, what happened?!

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@mrichert We still get mail for the old owners. And important things, like car registration renewals and stuff. It’s been 18 months, get on that shit.

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

I just entered for a chance to go to the #FandomParty in San Diego @getfandom https://t.co/uqHmsukSxM

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@AskeBay No, it’s not.

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@AskeBay A buyer is trying to cancel an order for an auction they just won. They said the reason is “it won’t arrive in time”, but it was a timed auction so they new the end date/time when they bid. Do I have any recourse other than to cancel?

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

So now I feel obligated to be overly cheery - despite raging PMS - because this dude inconvenienced everyone and never even said “have a nice day”, let alone thank you.

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

OMG. Now he’s bugging the Sbucks gal about who paid her paycheck while the shop was closed. Bro, read the room, the line behind you needs to be caffeinated!

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

My dude, you don’t get to bitch about how slow/long the pharmacy line is, to the point of telling them how to do their “better”, and then holler over the pharmacist to kill time brag about how much overtime you get because of the snow storm. This glare is for you, sir.

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@faeryqueenrs Very applicable!

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Also… IN NO WAY DOES THE (correct) USE OF A TOURNIQUET INDICATE SOMEONE IS LIKELY TO LOSE THE LIMB IT WAS USED ON. Since the guy applying it was a doctor, I have to believe he knew what he was doing.

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

I’m a little creeped out by how invested some people are in Jeremy Renner’s accident/recovery. They’re damn near wailing in the streets because there are no updates on his leg. I wish him all the best as a fan, but there’s bigger things keeping me up at night.

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@mrichert I had to bite my tongue so hard! I wanted to just be like, “No@one asked your for decorating advice. Either pick a couch or zip it.”

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@SD_Comic_Con Anyone know what the Preview Night wait list check box is all about?

[Shannon @_calzephyr_]

@mrichert @holeymoleyabc @FozzieBear We’re behind and just saw this episode. Joe the Legal Weasel auditioned for the role of Joe Tessitore was so meta and perfect.