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i’d rather be fishin’ #AbolishICE

[cam @_camfree]

fuck @GovStitt all my homies hate @GovStitt

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Sure ill go. Will there be anything there

[Protect children @poopswag34]

Going to my first teen takeover as a 28 year old and getting clipped by a hellcat and flung in the air the g force pulling my pants down and exposing my Ben 10 underwear

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[bort @tacobort]

Hey what’s up. No yeah sorry not tonight. I’m horrified again

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

pleading insanity when I go to court for an unpaid parking ticket

[cav empty @cavempty_]

im sorrry i don’t know why im like that either

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

on the microwave just typing some bullshit

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

(To a complete stranger i've never seen before) youre always wearing some bullshit bro

[: @sn0oozey]

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

In my next life I’m gonna be a Theory

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

I know the Bud Light but I fuck with it heavy

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

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@JacobKniffen

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

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[fishious @fishquichee]

Once i figure out how to form a coherent sentence you guys are fucked

[zac @vomit_induction]

no hard feelings man but I'm going to skin you alive

[emilia @probmold]

YOUR body is a temple. mine is a nightclub

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

im actually really smart i just prefer being stupid