camila sutter

just a honey bun sugar plum

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

do i think every one of the theories about kate middleton are batshit insane and the people who thought of them need to be examined? yes

have i absorbed every single one of them like a thirsty worm in the desert? absolutely

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Me: I'm just really tired, like, I only have enough brain power to think "where's Kate Middleton?"
Therapist: Oh I haven't really kept up on that
Me: OH HO HO

[Maggie @maggiemoda]

Female internet investigators uncovering that the Kate Middleton picture was actually taken in late 2023 based on the matched ribbing on Kate Middleton’s sweater (which is only sold in two colors -white and cream) and therefore Kate’s black sweater was photoshopped.

[Lucy on the Ground @lucyontheg]

I’ve been looking for the same high I got from the Don’t Worry Darling press tour for a long time and this mess the palace PR team has created with Kate Middleton is finally filling that void

[Lucy on the Ground @lucyontheg]

Me after spending the entire day looking at Kate Middleton conspiracies and ignoring all my responsibilities

[v 𖤓 @0paldagger]

so close! it’s actually being kidnapped and human trafficked

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Isolation & sleep

[camila sutter @_camisutts]

Sext.

[camila sutter @_camisutts]

I gave my husband the choice of folded clothes or good sex and he chose me folding the clothes so that how my night is going

[camila sutter @_camisutts]

I literally can’t even understand Nicki on her own diss track 🤷‍♀️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

Me Saturday and Sunday :

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

me going through the day being able to control my mouth but not my facial expressions

[camila sutter @_camisutts]

My Uber driver is killing it this morning playing jagged little pill

[Felipe Reis Aceti @Aceti_Felipe]

I can’t wait for the postgame handshakes between Jim Harbaugh and Sean Payton.

[camila sutter @_camisutts]

People tweeting about Tom Hanks are so unhinged. I thought there was a new movie or something but nope. Just more wild conspiracy theories. Aren’t we bored of this narrative yet?

[camila sutter @_camisutts]

yoooo did you guys know goodreads and storygraph have giveaway sections????

[Chef Anthony Thomas @ChefAnthonyDC]

One reason millennials are the most intelligent generation of all time is because we got free personal pan pizzas to read books

[◕‿◕ @PandaKhal]

maturing is realizing crescent city is sarah j maas’s best work. I will not elaborate.