frodo baggins

mother of 3 cats, a puppy and various plants • Sagittarius • Hufflepuff • huge fan of space (both outer and personal)

[sarah @heavenbrat]

u ever think abt how ur ex genuinely treated u and ur like damn he really hated me

[rae baeski @jezzlynrae]

i never had a pretty bitch come for me. it’s always some neglected animal

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the person who's about to legislate your human rights away

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Doja Cat reacts to backlash over her upcoming song, “Demons”, out Friday:

“Y’all so b*tchmade you probably couldn’t make it through an episode of ‘Goosebumps’, f**kin p**sies.”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Nicki Minaj on her and Taylor Swift being the only women with 100+ entries on the Billboard Hot 100:

“Fighting the urge to say Sagittarius tingz right now so bad 🫢”

[cole @OMEGAZULA]

a sagittarius

[frodo baggins @_cannibalqueen]

THIS. Don’t go out to eat in a restaurant if you don’t want your server speaking to you. Order takeout or take at home.

[bailey gesserit @been_herde]

sorry if this is rude or whatever but i really hate people who refuse to endure even the tiniest bits of small talk. can’t tell you how many times i’ve walked up to a table at work and said “how are you doing today” only to be met with complete silence and a blank stare

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

wym "talking stage" i already made room for your PlayStation on my dresser

[trish @ultragloss]

his white boy of the decade contract said a new pic was due

[Hoopztarot🔮 @Hoopztarot]

A break up just means you get to meet a new and evolved version of yourself, a new & aligned partner and new adventures🥹.

[𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄(𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄) @siaxcvii]

“Pick better men/women” is such an aggressively annoying statement because people WILL wear masks for YEARS to get what the want from you.

[mc @mcunanda]

so much of summer is eating fruit over the kitchen sink and reflecting on the past