Alexis

Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

He hide @The_SuperMagnet

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@KhajayJ @NoNameNyk @illicitrozanov What does it mean? I'm getting old 😓

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@diana_liwen @SomaKazima2 Waaait how do you pronounce them down under? (I couldn't help it)

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@ahchoen @GlobeEyeNews I started laughing then I remembered I am an obese American. I'm still laughing, but there's a *hint* of sadness behind it now lol

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@pa_wa93 @theZWK @airhead184 @lilseoltang Pick multiple names.

[Gizelle’s Gout Legs @ChallsInCharge]

@Ariannnyy_ Rent must be high af where they live

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@SoldierofRoma @jordynejoness We don't need to stabilize the birth rate. I honestly feel like we would benefit from having less people.

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

😭😭😭

[Tim @lawfulhamster]

@fesshole Statistically speaking, your best bet is Mohammed.

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@Slayslayx3 We messed up when we started using debit and credit cards. Back to cash I go lol

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

😭😭😭

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@Cindtrillella I remember seeing her missing posters everywhere at 14 y/o. The longer they stayed up, the more I was sure she was gone. I cried when they found her remains. I wasn't supposed to be able to have kids, and now I have 2. Knowing there are people who hate their kids makes me sick.

[Ⓜ️ @qweeeeennn]

being black is so crazy cause you can love and care abt your friend for years and then one day they’ll say or do something that makes you question if they see you as a real person

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

My eyes 😭😭😭😭😭

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@SilentDusk1 @GDI_ScottQuail @angryoptimist16 @unusual_whales I'm also thinking that most salary jobs don't give you an overtime rate. So why would you work more than 40 hours a week regularly if you are not being reimbursed for your time? It sounds to me that Gen Z is doing the right thing.

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@KyleKulinski Reminded me of this meme.

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@AyabongaMnyaka_

[Lorem Ipsum Dolor Pete Amet🐝 @loremipsumpete]

@emilykmay This tweet’s been doing a lot of heavy lifting this week

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@_Wynter54 @lllliatttt Also, saying no babies on planes is wild.

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@_Wynter54 @lllliatttt Babies need to be in public when they are that age. If you wait until they're like... 4 to take them to a restaurant or a grocery store they will probably be overwhelmed. I wouldn't say do it all the time but why exclude them from basic human experiences?

[Alexis @_CaptainMagnet]

@rickwan85 @BlackKnight10k So... no one else matters?