Carlton Mullet

gravy train

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦

[🅛🅘🅝🅓🅢 @linds_wattss]

idk a time in my life where i’ve ever felt this kind of loneliness, where you can be surrounded by people but just feel so misunderstood and all alone.

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

we should force politicians to retire at 65. It’s absolutely no reason someone born in the 1940s should be making decisions for us

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

a judgement from someone only hurts if it’s a judgement you’re already holding against yourself.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Jeff Bezos net worth in 2009: $6,800,000,000
Jeff Bezos net worth in 2020: $183,800,000,000

Federal minimum wage in 2009: $7.25
Federal minimum wage in 2020: $7.25

If this doesn't convince you our economy is rigged, I don't know what will.

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

what is joe bidens plan for bringing the cheesy potato loaded griller back to taco bell

[King Slay @_slayyourway]

The more you know.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@flcnhvy That free fusion reactor in the sky conveniently converts ~4 million tons of mass into energy every second. We just need to catch an extremely tiny amount of it to power all of civilization.

[Jerry Jeudy⁴ @jerryjeudy]

Give up ur 20’s so you could live better in ur 30’s 💯.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Possibly the greatest knockout you’ll ever see @SpinninBackfist https://t.co/VrnMvjdvgk

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A single dose of magic mushrooms can reduce depression and anxiety for nearly five years.

[〽️arco With The Hair🦁 @MarcoWitTheHair]

If the Simpson guess this one I swear to god ima go watch every single episode they ever made.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me a radical lefty, but I can’t accept a system that spends $115,000,000,000 a year on police but forces 94% of public school teachers to spend their own money on school supplies.

[paul walker forget about it cuh @A12120NA]

white ppl, do NOT listen to him

[Dee @deecupine]

That matte blue scooby doo fruit snack always hit different

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

The problem is people are being hated when they are real, and are being loved when they are fake -Bob Marley