Carla K. Bencomo

don't take the shortcut, it leads to the bad side!

[Carla K. Bencomo @_carla]

@duolingo Yay

[Duolingo @duolingo]

Here’s a bird turd. After all, they say bird poop is good luck.

In honor of canceled flights, sudden coughs, and surging prices, let's chant Duolingo’s Most 2022 Phrase: “Please don’t cancel my plans.”

Use this bird poop wisely. I can only make so much.

#duolingo365

[Maldita Summer @MalditaSummer]

Que mi futuro esposo me haga carne asada los domingos, amén.

[Carla K. Bencomo @_carla]

"@hardrockabq: http://t.co/cOXEs3me63 LIKE ustowinahardrockprizepack/ticketstoanyshowhereortheIsletaAmphitheater!AWINNERFRIDAY!" @mustafos

[Cindy La Regia @cindylaregia]

No busques que todos te quieran. Al estiércol lo aman todas las moscas #chicmatapopular

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Anger, hatred and jealousy never solve problems, only affection, concern and respect can do that.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Why do idiots not get that you only have to respect a person's right to have a belief. You don't have to respect the belief itself.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

No one has said it- Jesus - well done - that took guts. I for one am gonna cut down on sins.

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Remember when you used to be able to sleep this hard? Me either. Bastard.

[Stumbler Viral @StumblerViral]

Only 57% of people will understand this: 2 + 2 = Fish. 3 + 3 = Eight. 7 + 7 = Triangle. RT If you get it.

[Omar Chaparro @OMARCHAPARRO]

No creas en las palabras de un Hombre, mejor observa lo que hace

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

Grapefruit scent will make middle-aged women appear 6 years younger to men.

[Cindy La Regia @cindylaregia]

Los tatuajes le muestran al mundo tu capacidad de comprometerte... a ser un gato tatuado de por vida, eeew!

[Carla K. Bencomo @_carla]

"@Hilarious_Idiot: Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.." or the easiest? Same sketch every time LOL