Carl E

Non Sequitur

[Carl E @_carlycue]

Brandon Bussi, the Great Wall of Carolina

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

POV: you just asked ChatGPT to write an email

[GL @gldivittorio]

Bar

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Carl E @_carlycue]

Evergreen

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Supreme Court restored broad access to mifepristone in a temporary order that will allow women to obtain the abortion pill by mail for now. https://t.co/FRQUDkWeWW

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Hey, would you mind quickly reading my draft? I'm looking for someone to shower it with praise, question nothing, and assure me it's Ok to submit in the next 4 hours.

[Bernard T. Joy @bernardtjoy]

Chaucermaxxing.

[Carl E @_carlycue]

@MHSCoachEast ❤️

[delaney @delaneyhwill]

everyday is a new reminder of what a privilege it was to grow up as a girl who loved sports surrounded by men who only ever encouraged that

[Daniel Tenreiro @TenreiroDaniel]

do not ask for whom the dow jones

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

I think the elephant really ties the room together.

[Carl E @_carlycue]

I think if they take something out of your body it shouldn’t hurt because it’s not there anymore send tweet

[Carl E @_carlycue]

There comes a time in every white mans life where he wants to go to Japan

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Covid-19 vaccines, credited with saving millions of lives during the pandemic, set off a powerful alarm that rallies the human immune system against cancer and nearly doubles the median survival length of patients, according to a new retrospective study. https://t.co/r3wjVEZ0x2

[Carl E @_carlycue]

@flaxseedthot Peyton better start saying “type shit” when she’s drinking

[amykaufman @amykaufman84]

We have the choice to use the gift of our life to make the world a better place- or not to bother
- Jane Goodall
Thank you for bothering, Jane.

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[Carl E @_carlycue]

Death, taxes, and refilling the ice cube trays