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[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

EVERY time my cousin comes to visit she begs me to quit my day job to come work night shift as a custodian at a school to make less money then i do working a normal 9-5 & it truly drives me bonkers

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

psa; if your child shits WITH EVERY DIAPER they are not constipated & don’t need to be on a probiotic

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

dear parents, if you post stuff about cold & flu season or “don’t kiss my baby during rsv season” yet send your children to daycare sick just know im judging you hard

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

matthew lillard not winning a single award for his role as stu macher is criminal.

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

can we be all done having football games stream on netflix? ive had the lions game on for 10 minutes & 8 of them have been ads.

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

it’s that time of year for me to binge watch all 7 seasons of nightwatch & become hyperfocused on the city of new orleans

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

“nobody cares.” my mom to me when i told her i need to apply for a scholarship so i can take the exam to get my cda (something ive been working towards for a year) ☺️

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

not my neighbor asking if i could feed her cats 3 times a day the week of christmas/new years while they’re on vacation & when i told her no bc of work & having things to do with my own family for the holidays she replied with “sorry to be a burden”

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

foreigner (my dads favorite band) being on the stranger things float (our favorite show to watch together) at the macys thanksgiving day parade (something we watched every year since i was a literal baby) spooks me to my core.

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

my tattoo artist messaging me saying “we took home first at the convention today!!” also has me in complete shambles

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

hey don’t ever go see your favorite band 4 days in a row. the way im in absolute shambles rn is embarrassing.

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

in other news, befriending the crew members of your favorite band & having them tell you how they were just talking about you is so odd. what do you mean alex gaskarth knows we travel for shows & give their light guy bracelets that he looks forward to every night?

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

concert etiquette post covid has gotten so bad. spending the entire headliners set talking, on your phone (texting,scrolling apps etc), and having your friends take pictures of you to post immediately onto your instagram story is wild. enjoy the show you paid for?

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

i already miss @DutchBros 😢

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

“do you make not liking taylor swift your entire personality?” no, unlike you make liking her yours

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

@carlajonas hey so what’s this?!

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

im so glad the rest of the world is stoked on detroits jb guest bc i audibly sighed & sat down.

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

i need to go to a haunted house immediately

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

if benson boone is tonight’s guest for the jonas brothers i will in fact walk out of the arena

[carly 🔆 @_carlyyy]

tomorrow is the one year anniversary of my dads passing. we’re sitting at a random restaurant in muskegon & his best friend walks in? he says to us immediately “I just saw a bike that made me think of larry as we were driving here”.