One of my favorite memories from childhood is when I told my cousin I prayed to trees and she locked me in a closet and told me to pray 9 times to god or I would go to hell 🤩
Once was on a date during which the guy cracked a lemon in half with his bare hands, ate the entire thing, then asked me if I wanted one.
Unrelated but I am looking for advice on how to suppress memories
Imagine naming your child Kyle. Such a risk. 97% of Kyles will spend their allowance on juul pods. And yet some parents still name their child Kyle. So brave.
Imagine being a skinny white boy with brown curly hair and all you have to do is use this* emoji and ppl are like “wow now THATS emotional intelligence”
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French lady in my house asked me if I wanted to learn a French card game. Told her I was busy. She said “that’s okay. This game requires working on teams so you probably wouldn’t be good. “
do NOT tell my employers she said that!!