Caroline Collins

you kiddos ready to rock and roll ?

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

POV: you say “let me simplify this for your teenage man brain” to your little brother and he doesn’t take it well

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

One of my favorite memories from childhood is when I told my cousin I prayed to trees and she locked me in a closet and told me to pray 9 times to god or I would go to hell 🤩

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

Baby you’re like lightening in a bottle and I won’t let you go down to the bayou

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

Once was on a date during which the guy cracked a lemon in half with his bare hands, ate the entire thing, then asked me if I wanted one.

Unrelated but I am looking for advice on how to suppress memories

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

Instead of using humor as a coping mechanism, try narcissism ! I’m certain no one can do it as well as I can, but you can certainly try 😌

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

i’ve always hated the idea of a “man cave” because what the fuck do men need a break from

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

I’m.....not 5’9???? Disturbing news

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Can we all unanimously agree that it’s weird for adults to say things like “oh she’s 12 going on 23” like no she’s a minor

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

Imagine naming your child Kyle. Such a risk. 97% of Kyles will spend their allowance on juul pods. And yet some parents still name their child Kyle. So brave.

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Comm doesn’t stand for Communications it stands for Common sense. Sorry to those this may have upset.

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

Imagine being a skinny white boy with brown curly hair and all you have to do is use this* emoji and ppl are like “wow now THATS emotional intelligence”

*🥺

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

I may have done a lot of cringy things but I’ve never written my name as “carolineee” and I stand by that

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

French lady in my house asked me if I wanted to learn a French card game. Told her I was busy. She said “that’s okay. This game requires working on teams so you probably wouldn’t be good. “

do NOT tell my employers she said that!!

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The h8rs will always find something to complain about. Don’t let them dull your sparkle. ✨💅✨

[oh Okay @curtsyandgbye]

😭🤨🤦‍♂️not oomf using this emoji “😂😂😂”

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

Still awake. Thinking of Sean Kingston.

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

Can’t sleep. Thinking about Megan Rapinoe. Hope she’s doing well today.

[Caroline Collins @_carol_collins]

Can’t sleep. Thinking about Megan Rapinoe. Hope she’s doing well today.

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@curtsyandgbye It was Michelle. I’m not afraid to say it.

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Some of y’all simply cannot be pleased. Smh.

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@hall_shea_ Apparently your friends are kinder than mine

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Do I get compensation since my voice teacher posted this picture of me on her Facebook