I’ve been babysitting this 5 month old and I don’t know many lullabies in English so I literally just sing to this kid who can’t understand anything in Portuguese
Isn’t it disappointing when you eat something while drunk and it’s amazing, then you eat it again sober and it’s not as fantastic as you remember it being
The pts at work keep asking me if I have anything exciting coming up or any trips/vacations as if I haven’t just signed my life away for the next three years