mr bovine joni himself

gator belts and patty melts and Monte Carlo, and El Dorados

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Bohemian rhapsody sucks

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Turkey bacon is Midwest vegetarian

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Got invited to a wedding that starts at 2pm in the church and reception doesn’t start until 5pm.. is it rude to the newly weds to only go to the reception?

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Tax deadline is right around the corner, just a friendly reminder to commit tax fraud cuz all of your money is going towards funding genocide

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@elitivanM Yeah that’s what I fuckin thought

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The leaning tower of Ibiza

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Needed this

[dunc 🌎 @SpartyWRLD]

On December 30th, 1999, #6 Michigan State lost to unranked Wright State 53-49 in one of the biggest upsets of the CBB season.

Four months later, MSU won the National Championship following one of the most dominant runs in NCAA Tournament history.

It’s November, we will be just fine.

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@offwhitetags Sounds of my youth

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At the age where some of my friends are starting to golf

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@offwhitetags Sing about me, I’m dying of thirst is up there too

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They gotta start making women’s clothing with pockets.. sick of carrying my girls shit everywhere

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@JoVontePeals Hurt my heart

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I wish we won but I’m glad the games over cuz I swear I was having a heart attack

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@offwhitetags This hurts

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@magi303 I made a fat suit cuz frontier was charging $99 for a carry on

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Martha Stewart: would you hit it?

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

I didn’t do fucking shit. I didn’t rig shit.

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Are sun-dried tomatoes actually dried out in the sun? Cuz I fuckin highly doubt that

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Got queso dip at el Azteco one time and they gave me cottage cheese with chives