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Spurs dunk just caused an earthquake btw

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Saw that movie obsession now I’m lowkey scared of my girl

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@MayMoneZ

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Really fucking cool obama be like: uhhhh let me drink beer

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My mom took one too many Tylenol and now I can’t touch stickers

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Shaving my whole body before the rapture tomorrow, just in case

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Thought the radioactive shrimp would give me superpowers but all I got was shit up my back and cancer

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@YMarsman @lemonyylauren ???????

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@dzydxg @kvttyj Damn bro I hope she texts you back🥀💔

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@MutenRoshi31 Bros never heard of a paintbrush before

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@vito_john436 @TaraBull808 So either democrats win or everyone loses. Except for billionaires ofc

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What

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You leave for a few hours and suddenly Grok is calling itself “MechaHitler” and has been shut down

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@Geiger_Capital Imagine moving to another country and just to pillage and take over

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It’s no longer men’s mental health month so y’all go back to killing yourselves now

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What next, garret selling grass at the grove? Fuck everything

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Nah bc why the hell was sally selling seashells by the SEASHORE? I bet that dumbass made ZERO sales bc wtf

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Every time trump makes some radical decision, swarms of people say this isn’t what they voted for. Bro what DID you vote for

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I bet A&M enrollment has plummeted now that mfs actually going to WAR

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I miss when the only benson we knew was an angry gumball machine