Carson 🇬🇮

@Niall11Quinn propaganda | Followed by @BrunosMagpies 🇬🇮

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

Born WHAT YEAR ???

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

Least we’re guaranteed 12 points, 6 from San Marino and 6 from England

[We Global Football @We_Global]

Hit the pause button and see if you're happy with your EURO 2028 qualifying pot draw!

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@celtichwg6iar @RangersFC Yer da writes “Booooooooo” under a rangers post trying to rage bait

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@LuxMeaMundiAM @BellaWallerstei Think she means it’s not fair that people who don’t need it get the highest rate whereas some people who do need it get rejected

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@BellaWallerstei We have given £35.5bn to Ukraine since the start of the war just for Zelenskyy to hold people in a torture chamber because they don’t want to join the army 👍. Stop foreign aid & make benefits more strict and we will soon see an improvement to Britain

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@EwenDCameron @ibroxrocks He needs to get past Sterling first Ewan 👍

[Scottish Sun Sport @scotsunsport]

Someone has created a GAME where you play as Kasper Hogh - and find it impossible to score! 😳

The Celtic striker is going through a torrid dry spell in front of goal at the moment, with no goals in his last 15 games for the Hoops.

That's a total of 1,053 minute since his last strike against Kilmarnock in August.

In Hogh's Hotshots: The Impossible Finisher, players step up and try to shoot past a goalkeeper but find their route to the score sheet blocked in a variety of ways.

Shots can be blocked by the goalkeeper, denied by the woodwork or end up in row Z. At one point, Hogh just falls over 😬

And even if you do find the net, VAR can intervene to chop the goal off!

The game's tagline shows no mercy either: Aim. Charge. Shoot. Discover new ways to embarrass yourself.

Things just aren't getting any easier for the £11m striker.

Have you played yet?🥅🎯❌

📷: Getty

[Football Culture @CultFooty]

🚨 12 games, 0 goals, 0 assists, and Rangers aren't worried at all

Kim Min-su has produced nothing on paper since his big-money move to Ibrox.

Twelve appearances and not a single goal or assist is the sort of return that makes a board sweat about who they listened to in the summer. Derek McInnes watches the games and sees something else entirely.

In the 2-0 win at St Mirren the kid drifted in off the left and kept finding himself with nobody inside five yards of him.

Nobody in the Scottish top flight takes the ball on the turn and drives into space like he does, and St Mirren couldn't get near him for an hour.

It's the last 10 yards where it falls apart. He had the ball sitting up perfectly for him after a one-two with Penrice, took one touch too many, and Declan John cleared it. Heavy touch in the second half when Bouanani played him in. McInnes reckons he's become obsessed with getting his first goal, and you can see it in him.

He's 20, in a new country, in a league that bears no resemblance to Spain in speed or style. That he's settled this quickly and already won the crowd over is the part people are skipping past.

The assist column is becoming a nonsense stat too. He put Kelsy clean through at Paisley and the big man fluffed it, and somehow that goes down as Min-su's failure.

He busted a gut to get into the box for Neil's winner and his pass to Penrice won the penalty Naderi scored. He's involved in everything.

I suspect the goals will come, but the headline data reads pretty bleak right now.

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

Shortest of stories

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@slaterbetss @grant_mitc8428 Are you genuinely stupid or just flat out rage baiting. No cunt is on about whether the bookies left it open or if it is a mistake. We are talking about someone lumping £44 on RYAN PORTEOUS to score or assist 😭

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

Who has the bollocks to lump £44.64 on RYAN PORTEOUS to score or assist

[SanchsBookieMistakes @SanchsErrors]

😎😎

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@slaterbetss Again, not what my tweet is about 🤣

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@slaterbetss Think you might ironically be the biggest spaz since what you’ve said has absolutely nothing to do with what I said 🤣

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

7-1 loss away to Celtic, lost to Hibs in the cup semi and currently 4-0 down (just before half time) at home to Falkirk. This really was their ‘cup final’ eh

[CioB🇹🇷 @Cio1903B]

Scotland's most pathetic club

[Gibraltar FA @GibraltarFA]

Turns out even the high ground couldn’t save them on the Rock. 🌋💀

The Force was strong with Lincoln Red Imps last night! 🔴⚪

Lincoln Red Imps 1–0 Hajduk Split. A European night to remember!

#ConferenceLeague #StarWars #LincolnRedImps #HajdukSplit #Football

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@BatBriefintel @NS_1872

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@VamosDundee Can see it now, you lot beat us 2-1 at dens park and you quote tweet our full time tweet with the Rafa gif

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

Shows how quick time can fly. 1994 was 139 years ago. Mental

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🗓️✨ 139 years ago today: Celtic FC was officially formed! 🟢⚪️

They are one of the very few clubs in the world to have won 100+ trophies.

Name one player you think of when you see the club logo... 👀

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@AstridWettFooty Fair fucks Astrid, class to see you still aren’t bothered. Still not gonny shag ye mate

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

Throwback to then rangers and Celtic fans made Astrid Wett crash out

[Astridwett @AstridWettFooty]

So this dudes tweet came up on my timeline… I commented on it not realising it’s 2 years old and now he is absolutely RINSING it 🤣 your biggest tweet (pinned to your page) is of me and now all your other biggest tweets are… wait for it… of me. Idk who you are, but you’re welcome 🫶🏻

[Carson 🇬🇮 @_carson_72]

@skzaaylzeigh What the fuck did he do to you to deserve that ????