cASSie jane 🌞

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[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

NOBODY CAN AFFORD FOR IT TO “STING AT FIRST” !!!!!

We don’t get to play games with our citizens lives just to prove ✨maybe eventually one day✨ that we are the “greatest country ever”

“Pride’ll kill you” is the best thing my dad ever taught me.

[Dr. Millz @milesAKAmillz]

@CoffeyTimeNews this might sting at first, but it will lead to more manufacturing in the US and create more jobs.

a better long term solution and one that puts america first.

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

@fflattliner @IvankaNews_ Hey girlie!!! Just fun fun fact: socialism and communism ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING HOLY SHIT GOOD GOLLY FUUUCK

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

There is no doubt in my mind that I will start reading my book at my own birthday party tonight within the first hour.

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

@S_Sidebottom21 lol I already found a new boy

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

I’m out “chasing the northern lights” with a boy at 3am. Our save the dates will be in the mail next week

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

@S_Sidebottom21 You have no faith in me

[Katniss @pizzaroIIie]

The American dream is no longer falling in love and having a family it is marrying your best friend for tax purposes and building a treehouse to live in.

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

The elf did, in fact, end up in the toilet that morning….

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

there is a 90% chance the elf is going to be in the toilet in the morning

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

because I'm a chip

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

you scare me. yikes

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

It's why he's lumping together interracial marriage and same-sex marriage. The purpose is to delegitimize traditional values (and the natural law belief in the superiority of male-female dyads, or sex distinctions generally) in the same way we have properly delegitimized racism.

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

I think my neighbor is just throwing chairs at his wall because every 8 seconds there is a loud bang on our connecting wall.

I can’t wait until I have my own log cabin.

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

@S_Sidebottom21 Or you

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

I’ll know I’m successful when the only person I hear fart through the wall is my husband

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

Lol. I hate it here. In this world.

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

It’s so annoying that I’m 28 and I can’t want my mom 🙄

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

@S_Sidebottom21 Lol

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

Why do my friends hate when I read my book at the bar?????

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

Lol my dad only speaks to me through email.

He just sent an email with my mother cc’d and when I immediately emailed them back I got an automatic reply because they’re on vacation.

Now my parents and I are arguing via email.

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

Cheers to Halloween almost being over so the month of Friendsgiving can commence 🥂

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

I still have the rejection, abandonment and commitment issues but I risked quitting my job and impulsively moving 4,000 miles away from everything I’ve ever known and I’m like… surviving!!! Wait til I crush it all!!!!!!!

[cASSie jane 🌞 @_cassparkk]

One day I’ll stop being a scared little cry baby and I’ll start taking risks and stop sabotaging all the good things in my life and I’ll get over my rejection, abandonment and commitment issues and I’ll be a force to be reckoned with. Y’all just wait 🙃