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if anyone needs a laugh here is an actual text message my moms boyfriend just sent me

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Landon Donovan shut up challenge

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It’s very important, formative even, that you get a really ugly unflattering haircut before you turn 30

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My boyfriend rubbing my feet during the World Cup Mexico game #defyinggendernorms

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Sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

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when mexico scores and i celebrate but then i remember it was against our korean brothers

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Brandy Melville needs to offer a senior citizen only shopping hour (25+)

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I remember my childhood names for grasses and secret flowers. I remem- ber where a toad may live and what time the birds awaken in the summer -and what trees and seasons smelled like how people looked and walked and smelled even. The memory of odors is very rich

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What bee remembers winter or expects it to come again?

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God forbid a white girl have a little motion

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It’s taken me two hours to get home because I had one beer and can’t stop talking to strangers

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Just got a whiff of a cigarette and my eyes went black like that shark in Nemo

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She would find something to do in heaven

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walking around fort greene in my bikini top like it’s Cabo San Lucas

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Sitting criss cross applesauce in a cab with my bush out, windows down, shoes off

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Back in a cab with a 12 oz latte cup full of wine