Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.
@wheretoraines I had liberated bisque for lunch and shrimp for dinner on Saturday and broke out in hives and had a tickle in my throat by the end of the night