Cat Ellis

Gin. Music. 💁🏼‍♀️🦄

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

#andwhy

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

I've just seen and read a whole 15 comments on a Facebook post of wifies talking about another wifey who comes to clean their wheelie bins and prices etc.
That is literally the definition of middle-aged basic bitch Susan shit.
Wtaf.

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

#whoisprovidingthisservice

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Wish all phones with the purposes of use in Scotland came with Scottish in their predictive vocab.
Autocorrect is a bitch rn

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

Haven’t had time to sleep in at all recently and finally get the chance this morning... but no. My brain wakes me up in a terrified frenzy screaming at me that I’m late and definitely getting fired. 😑

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

Every year I come back to inver to drink and every year I realise why i moved my life to town #shitebarservice

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Been trying to make friends with my parent’s neighbour’s cats for weeks now and one of them has finally approached me. #acceptmeintoyourcatworld

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When you’re hungover at work and they install real Coca-Cola on the soda guns... 💗 #hangovercured

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@LiamKBrown Get back in your cage

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The words ‘looking for a trap’ just came out my mothers mouth and I think I vomited a little bit. #shutyertrap

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Love watching lads watch football and they all turn into wannabe managers #UpIhRoadYiRager

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@GibboMin @grantinhand @GordonRamsay Well and truly schooled

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@GibboMin @grantinhand @GordonRamsay Sorry mate.
Back to the drawing board

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Haircut day - let the awkward head massaging begin ✂️ #awkwardeyecontact

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All I have to do is look at the dj at work and he puts on Shania Twain now... #urlearningm8

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

Went shopping for the ‘essentials’... came to a compromise with myself and bought 5 tshirts, a jumper, 2 hats and a new pair of converse. #compromiseiskey

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

Lead singer from @microwaveatl spoke to me and said ‘bloody..’
excuse me while I die peacefully ✌🏻💀

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

Depressing when you’re phone sends you a notification while you’re at home telling you your house is 24 minutes away.. THATS MY WORK!!!!

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

@LewisFraserGJEB Ooorrrr uuurrrr meaannrrrrr

[Cat Ellis @_catellis_]

Spend an evening tucked away in the function room upstairs and obviously when I get a cigarette break Shania Twain is playing downstairs 💖 #MyShaniaSensesAreTingling