D-1 Crash♔ut

somewhere inbetween locking-in & crashing out 🇩🇴🇵🇷

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I have the worst authority issues cause wym I have to and I need to…I don’t gotta do shit actually

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Please don't argue with me I never run out of horrible shit to say

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me watching the blunt burn while my friend is telling a story

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

If i seen an alien i wouldn't even care i got too much shit going on

[ً @artfuIchaos]

if standing up for yourself burns a bridge, then fuck that bridge.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

“you’re so quiet”
thanks, i want to go home.

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

this is exactly how i’m looking at it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.

[EK Dagenfield @EKDagenfield]

@kailovesharry Had to explain to a GenZ working under me that you have to earn being chill about everything. Everything that's your job is taken care of? Everyone loves your chillness. Doing less than the minimum and forcing everyone else to pick up the slack? Everyone hates your chillness.

[miia @miiagarro]

“are you seeing anyone” like hallucinating?

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

every pet deserves to leave this world believing they were deeply loved.

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Just know …I understand Britney Spears

[𝓐𝓗 @loveinfewwords]

you ate that.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I get offended at what people think will impress me sometimes.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the problem with close minded people is that their mouth is always open.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

so sexy of me to keep going

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general