Carter Martin

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

I was drunk in dons when I heard a girl comforting her crying friend by sayin "Dw Meagan he still loves u he just loved Jen more last night"

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

Drunk Tangent: I’m jealous of older generations because they have every memory saved in a photo album, but now you make one wrong mistake and you lose all of it.

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

Christmas is about posting how many different themed drinks the girls can make before they have 3 mixed singles in em and give up on the night

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

trump saying “we should stop all voting” is the equivalent to the kid that cried when he got tagged at recess

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

@MyNameIsLloyd_ all the time so i guess that’s a bonus

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

this quarantine is giving me PTSD from when i was grounded for 3 years in high school and was practically on house arrest

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

@MyNameIsLloyd_ that was me and you in grade 9 against anyone in the school

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

litty fucking titty committee

[Georgia ♡ @jadoregeorgia]

FUND THIS.

FUND HER.

FUND INITIATIVES THAT AIM TO TACKLE CLIMATE CHANGE.

FUND WOMEN IN SCIENCE

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

hear me out... peanut butter and jelly on vanilla ice cream

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

if my brothers gf says the smell of my weed makes her head upset one more time imma have to smoke another joint in her face and chill out

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

poppa: is it in yet?

grandma: hey that’s my line!!

me and my 20 other relatives: 🤮🤮

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

i’m telling my kids this is Bear Grylls

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

*leaving to go somewhere*

every white person: have fun!! don’t do anything i would do lmao

[Carter Martin @_cbamartin_]

@Jerrypleasure

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Today at 11:30 I and 15 other children from around the world filed a legal complaint against 5 nations over the climate crisis through the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child.
These 5 nations are the largest emitters that have ratified the convention.
https://t.co/ZSyDMTYFSF

[Albie Darforyu @Fly_Malcolm_X]

Holy shit