Christina 🌞

The question is not 'Who will let me?', but rather, 'Who is going to stop me?'

[Christina 🌞 @_cchristina_]

I just found out that the starting salary to drive the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile is higher than the average starting teacher’s salary so it’s not been a great morning

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

Thought I might share a life story from a few months ago to brighten your day. Back in March, I spotted a raccoon on the side of the interstate that had very clearly been run over. I pulled over thinking I’d have to put it out of its misery. We ended up becoming good friends.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

oh look it is the guy I got breakfast with on the morning of December 5th, 2025

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

I hate that they’re trying to force AI into everything possible it’s so fucking annoying. I don’t want AI on my phone. I don’t want AI in my home. I do not like AI summer spring and fall. I do not like AI at all.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

Why were fairy-stories and myths so sacred to Tolkien?

Because he knew that myths are not lies, but the precise opposite: "Myths convey the essential truths, the primary reality of life itself."

[Josie Kins @Josikinz]

I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills.
I'll post them all in a thread below.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

is that his real run. i think they let him play ipad sometimes and he sees bear cartoons on it and he runs like a baby bear cartoon

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I love C. S. Lewis because he’ll casually say things like “that’s how beavers talk when they’re excited” or “talking horses always sound more horsey when they are angry” with the confidence of someone who’s personally been to Narnia and brought back report.

[Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝔟к @__bee_kay__]

Imagine hating me and I’m over here making empanadasauruses

[໊ @buffys]

only twitter and gulf of mexico are allowed to be deadnamed

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

just saw a group of Eagles fans line up and do a tush push against a line of cops in SWAT gear and I was supposed to root for the Chiefs??

[Jay 🦅💚 (JST) @EaglesBurna]

Good Morning

3 more days Eagles Nation 🦅💚

[Your Father @BanksTheGr8]

The Philadelphia Eagles have never lost a SB with Carson Wentz sitting on the bench.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

Come and take it.

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

“Your sister in law texted ‘fuck you, Go Birds’ to me last night, TRAVIS!”

[Steve Palazzolo @StevePalazzolo_]

NFL: “Really need to tone down the attention on the refs”

Refs: “You jump offside one more time and I’m awarding a touchdown”

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

saquon celebrating with his daughter 🥹

📸 mitchell leff / getty images