Ahlexander

[Ahlexander @_cd_aram]

Posting here cuz my girlfriend doesn’t have twitter and want to surprise her when she gets home. My dad and I restored some outdoor furniture today. Makes me happy :) table is not oiled yet, but already looking miles better.

[Eli @rats7]

they don't put nearly as many strawberries in this shit as they used to

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

After 37 years of age as a man, I’ve finally come to realize that the only cure to depression is just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

[Devin Kutner @dkdebur11]

@GusQuixote @RainyDreamDays @TheViewFromLL2 You’re so ready to believe a small handful of tech elites want to help average Americans because they tell you they’re going to and you’ve never once asked for accountability from them. You’re willing to let them do whatever cus they pinky promised you they’re on your side

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Stiff as a board. The athleticism is gone. Using an iron off the tee. It’s over. The gold jacket is mine.

[Ahlexander @_cd_aram]

Don't know when this happened but consistently planning for events months in advance is still a foreign concept. Wouldn't trade this little life of mine for the world tho.

[Beardson 28 @BeardsonBeardly]

great value hawk tuah

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

Gotta catch ‘em all

[Jack Rhysider 🏴‍☠️ @JackRhysider]

Saw a guy hunting for threat actors in the network today.
No SIEM.
No IDS.
No EDR.
He just sat there. Watching traffic in wireshark.
Like a psychopath.

[muh-rye-uh @archivalriah]

nigga horses don’t stop they keep going

[Kasimir @kaschronicle]

Roommate’s ex majored in philosophy and is now a train driver. I said “you’re uniquely prepared for a situation where there are five people on one track and one person on another” and he politely chuckled. I’m unappreciated in my time.

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

I hired a masculinity coach

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

so that's what this means

[SpooktobAeryn 🦇🧛👻 @themgirlgaming]

@poisonjr Places do not remember us

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

Maybe I’m just in a silly goofy mood but this is destroying me

[Ewan Bristow @BristowEwan]

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