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☪ Will snark for hire. Also loves dem hips.

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@Danielfs2002_ Broly would never be homophobic

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@Feincodm Save scumming just to get one shot 50 times in a row

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Where is my 9 foot tall wifwolf :(

[cts🌸 @gf_256]

call her PHP the way she hella insecure (but still run 70% of my life)

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@RatInControl Me and my motorcycle

[Courtney Hella @CourtneyHella]

I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.

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@GEEYOUZEDAY @ExpertAtAll_ Cause the author didn't think about it 10 years earlier

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@ishadowlove @ExpertAtAll_ Thermodynamics be damned

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@Pulodo_0017

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@tatjasng12 This is like 8 levels of perverted

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@fattyisfearful Me either. But great picture

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@bombthezoms @khyleri Wet barrel hydrants are rare.

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@SCP_j_0001 @khyleri Yes. There's even a drain hole for water to drain out after use, so it doesn't freeze and crack the barrel.

There are wet barrel system but those are super rare

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@SCP_j_0001 @khyleri Hydrants open at the bottom of a 4 foot pole

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@Panzer344 @khyleri That's not how hydrants work. The valve is at the bottom. The hydrant is about 6 times taller than you see above ground

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@MashMichi @khyleri Oh you smooth brain chud you don't know how fire hydrants work huh? Never learned object permanence?

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@CrazhArt Why is she so baby 😍

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@TheHobo89 @Demo4fhs Ahh the chud doesn't know how 12 hour clocks work

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@PixIl_4k Got so buff her other muscles shrank in comparison.

Still best girl

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@PixIl_4k He's so me coded