cecil !

local pathetic nerd

[Ｈ⑦Ｇ @Hog_real_]

explaining my ocs but i have to be intentionally vague because i'm constantly rewriting stuff

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my friend Taylor had this poster and we would take turns with it in the closet in a 7 Minutes in Heaven way. Only she was allowed to kiss large Legolas and one time she burst in and caught me kissing large Legolas and she beat the shit out of me and my mom had to pick me up

[barley @barleywheatling]

this video makes me happy

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[craig @adonixleen]

Fun Fact: Sometimes, cats are green! We don't know why.

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[denise 🎶 @transgirlmulder]

i don't know if i want that.

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

number fifteen

burger king hoof lettuce

[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

this is how I listen to music lowkey

[silv 🐴💫 @nirvancia]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:

I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke

[geeko suavé 2.0 🦎🇯🇲 @inadiffrntxone]

I can’t eat ts anymore without thinking of this genre of tweet

[tasman @lildorothy_]

just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I twerk therefore I am. #PeanutButter

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Fucked up that the SECOND I finished reading this I knew every line would become a permanent fixture of my vocabulary.