Shorty_C

Regular Hustler 💯
Jesus babygirl 4L❤️

[Shorty_C @_ceewai]

Blessed month 💛
Happy new month!

[OTUNBA @ManLikeIcey]

Makes no sense to thank Tinubu for the release of those abducted children.

School children shouldn’t be getting kidnapped in the first place.

Failed administration.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Alex Onyia is changing the old order.

In our lifetime, billboards are being put up, not of politicians, not to celebrate corrupt individuals, not of ads, but of a kid who won a medal in a competition.

A billboard to celebrate education.

This is going to change many people’s perception of education.

Alex, take your flowers. May the almighty bless you! 🙌

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

Those of you women scared to buy a car and live your dream life because you're a scared it'll chase men away..

Please duly transfer all the funds to me to help you save your money..

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"It was unbelievable. When the Chibok kidn@pping happened, it was President Jonathan they blamed. They went all over the world asking Jonathan to bring back the children. But when the åbduction happened in Oyo State, they said it was the irresponsibility of the state governor and the state government."

— Governor Seyi Makinde this afternoon during a meeting with Governor Bala Mohammed.

[Chiamaka Uba @ubarants]

In 2024, I went through the worst period of my life.

And to make matters worse, I lost my dad.

I disappeared.

I left my old WhatsApp, stopped posting on social media, and took a break from almost everyone I knew. Only about four friends really knew what was going on, and even with them, I wasn't as present as I used to be.

I opened a new WhatsApp and would only post random memes and light stuff. Nothing deep. I was just trying to cope.

Some days I felt empty. Some days I felt like screaming for no reason. I just wanted everybody and everything to be quiet.

Eventually, I got better.

Then one day, I realized I hadn't seen a friend's WhatsApp status in a while. I keep tabs on people through their WhatsApp status. If I stop seeing your updates, I start wondering if you're okay, and I'll most likely check on you.

So I reached out to her.

She told me she had deleted my number because I had disappeared.

I have never ignored her messages. I replied when she reached out. I just wasn't chatting the way I normally would. I wasn't giving gist. I wasn't talking about my life. I simply didn't have the energy for it.

The funny thing is, she knew I was going through something major. Not every detail, but she knew enough to know life had happened.

I apologized if it came across the wrong way and explained that I just needed a break from my old life.

We settled it.

But if I'm being honest, I've never looked at that friendship the same way since.

I didn’t understand why she made it about her. Sometimes, the friends you think are ignoring you are fighting for their lives and wallowing in depression. Give them a break.

[Elizabeth😍 @http_theelizz]

I feel like I’m going crazy but those children don’t look like they were in captive for 52 days

[Chekwube @Chekwube____]

Vehicle arrived 20:28
Driver parked 20:30
Driver Went into the Terminal 20:31 & returned 20:32

See nonsense coming from a senior lawyer, a SAN?? God please

apart from PO vehicle, what about other vehicles parked there? You morons should leave PO alone.

The fact that your government can't hold him with corruption already tell he is right. I believe everything about PO.

[Ife Dada @IfeDada2]

Two guys beside me: person go just use how many years study one course nothing like call to anything! This engineering wey we do cef

Me(deciding not to mind my business): your university did not do induction to NSE?

Them: oh na true o…but e no fit be like call to bar

Me in my mind: Olodo uprising is actually a thing!

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

“All those who live by propaganda, die by propaganda.”

[Aisha is wealthy| I said what I said! @Opulent_Maisha]

This is internalised misogyny.

I'm older than you and I've never owned an iPhone either. Why? Because I don't want to buy UK used and I don't have the financial capability to afford new one.

But stereotyping ladies who are using iPhone is a very misogynistic idea.

[𝓘𝓭𝓰𝓪𝓯🦧 @Johnson2776]

Lecturer caught me cheating in an exam, so I just stood up and shouted 'hey siri' and ran home.

[Chief Nwachinemelu 👑 @odogwu_ogidi]

This is a proof that the government has been monitoring and harassing Peter Obi.

Anyone who flies through Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport Abuja knows that this exact spot is where every body stops momentarily to alight before going into the airport terminal. Singling out Peter Obi and clamping his vehicle, was a premeditated attack on his personality.

Meanwhile, I see how former governors move — almost untouchable and above the law — but seeing a gentle Obi, you suddenly become abrasive.
@fkeyamo this is a stupid thing from you. Asslicking BAT won’t make you better.

[I am the cornerstone @D_RejectedStone]

Every introvert needs an extrovert friend.😂🤗

[Achi Yet Nkom🏳️‍🌈 @achiyetnkom1]

SIGNS OF A COVERT NARCISSIST
1. Plays the victim to gain sympathy.
2. Is extremely sensitive to criticism.
3. Resents your success and happiness.
4. Appears shy, quiet, or humble on the surface.
5. Needs constant validation and reassurance.
6. Uses guilt to control people.
7. Gives backhanded compliments.
8. Feels entitled but hides it well.
9. Is secretly jealous of others.
10. Avoids responsibility for mistakes.
11. Has fragile self-esteem.
12. Uses emotional blackmail.
13. Can be charming when they want something.
14. Struggles with genuine empathy.
15. Holds grudges for a long time.
16. Sabotages others in subtle ways.
17. Tries to isolate people from support systems.
18. Believes they are misunderstood and superior.
19. Distorts facts to protect their image.
20. Acts selfless mainly to gain praise.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

When the Oyo kids were kidnapped, you said we should hold Oyo governor accountable,

Today, same you is asking us to thank Tinubu for the kids’ freedom.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

This is how to curb the Olodo Uprising. We can't wish it away. We have to start celebrating excellence like this. We have to start celebrating the right things.

Imagine the number of kids who would want to be celebrated like Ebubu. Imagine the number of kids this would inspire.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As we celebrate academic excellence, we will also acknowledge the teachers who made it possible.

Thank you for your thankless service, Tony.

[Shorty_C @_ceewai]

@Egokuwait 1k nko

[Ehis🦇🦇 @EhisOjeks]

i made a compilation of some of the contents my mum and i did over the past year(reverse parenting)🥹

cheers to the real supermum and happy birthday once again🥹❤️

[BITCOIN CHIEF (AKA OMA JI EGO) @gaiuschibueze]

On a very good day sometimes I feel like Peter Obi really brought himself down to run for this Presidency that seems reserved for Criminals and Drug Lords.

If Not for politics can this Clown write this about Elumelu or Dangote?