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[Cinthia @sinnthiuh_]

I wanna quit my job to focus on going to the gym in the mornings instead

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

we went from july 1 to july 10 in just 10 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dreamyloa @dreamyloa]

because it’s gonna work out for you anyway!

[Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp]

this made me emotional

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

nobody:

me on twitter:🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this

[ʚїɞ. @vaylenix]

he’s been on a roll this whole season i laugh every time

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I put “😬” this is what I mean.

[🧁🫧 @plxnetriri]

her mom got me thinking i need to leave a nigga and i don’t have one

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

Payday Be Like

8:59AM
Bank Account: $1,600.43

9:01AM
Bank Account: $14.36

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night:

[B @_celesterb]

🤣🤣🤣

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

Bryce grandma so fucking funny

[Legos hates hoops @BeyLegos]

Bryce opening up about his family struggles growing up and how his mom and grandma worked hard to take care of them…We finna get you 100K, a wife and hella brand deals just hold on 🥺 #loveislandusa

[1bandx1soun! @1bandx1sound]

Your mom said you deserve better
Your sister with tears in her eyes said you deserve better
Parmida used her best english to tell melanie she deserves better
SINCERES DAD even said that she deserves bette

and she simply doesn’t care thats not love😭

[solavita @crushedb0n3s]

what i expect to happen after 1 day of locking in

[♡ 𝐿𝒾𝓈 ♡ @opalhoneybee]

And that’s why you should always listen to your wife

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Sleeve tattoo