daryan

proud hater

[daryan @_celestiasky]

Everyone w a medical degree has gone online to say Kenzie is wrong which is equally as annoying as her comment

[Fran Fraschilla Burner 🇩🇿 @phoggotallen]

I use hinge as another form of doomscroll ngl. I have no intention of finding a relationship on there

[daryan @_celestiasky]

He couldn’t connect w the sopranos?

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Martin Scorsese turned down many cameos including The Sopranos because he “couldn’t connect” with it.

He accepted Larry David’s offer because “Curb Your Enthusiasm” is one of his favorite TV show ever.

“I started watching, and I realised you could do something on television.”

[daryan @_celestiasky]

@melbrown00 They’re about to bring in his exact type as a bombshell since they went to the hideaway

[nina(delphia) (existential dread version) @ninastarner]

mindy kaling:

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Wemby sitting at home, just trying to watch the France game, just got up and threw an elbow at the TV

[daryan @_celestiasky]

What is it w the horny ice skate shows?

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

I need off campus to flop and hard bc if it does well they’ll probably try to adapt icebreaker next and that’s the real problem

[daryan @_celestiasky]

HELL YES

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Faizal Khamisa @FaizalKhamisa]

I remember someone asking OG why he drew teeth on the “owl” and in true OG fashion, stone faced he said “that’s how they eat”. Then he just left.

I still have the drawing somewhere in my condo.

[ads @jxhnlogan]

me when i go to the logan & sons garage and john logan asks what’s wrong with my car

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yooo we got morning announcements

[Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_]

The New York Knicks at halftime:

[daryan @_celestiasky]

@TheDunkCentral Hoodie doesn’t even fit him

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[#KCFC #SolSociety 🇸🇳🇺🇸🇪🇸 @MIK3MCDANIEL]

nah bro get Love Island back on my screen this league is done

[daryan @_celestiasky]

We just let people go on tv to talk about women like this?

[World Latin Honey @WorldLatinHoney]

Charles Barkley watching Cardi B's halftime performance: “I don't know if those are B’s. They might be Cardi D’s...She should change her name.”

[kohai kohai kohai ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚. @_kohai]

angel★ - Bubblegum 💋 (prod. RiCH LoSER) ✨

[Mel🍓 @MeliMelissax3]

This guy is seriously asking me out on a date for tomorrow? It’s Game 4 bby. I ain’t going to no movies. Knicks in 5.

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[Nadia @Nadiacutebaby]

@CrankyFed nothing prepares you for matching with an adult and realizing you’re their first ever try at basic conversation