Celia Escalante

Hola, me llamo Celia ✨️ ○Fun Fact: I have 4 kidneys and only 1 of them works. #KidneyTransplantSurvivor #FuckKidneyDisease

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

Planning my trip to Myrtle Beach- staying at Captain's Quarters Resort. For friends who travel: https://t.co/JxpOoJcMIc @VacationMB

[𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖆🦂 @patrimaarin13]

mi mayor red flag es que quiero una relación pero no veo necesario vernos todos los días, no quiero saber que haces cada 2 horas, no pienso hablar por horas en una llamada y menos voy a estar cuestionando tus amistades o si sales a algún sitio

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

Praying for peace and comfort, but overall answers for everyone involved.

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

Damn. I really got prescribed Ozempic. Should I record my Ozempic journey? 🤔

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

I should have died when I was 15... Now I have my kids, and that's the only reason why I'm still here fighting the good fight. But I'm tired. I've been sick longer than I've been alive. I just want it to be over.

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

@scorpiho666 Steve: Hey…What’s going on?

Me:

[𓎬 ⬡ 𝑀𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶 ⬡ 𓎬 @scorpiho666]

Steve from Blues Clues posting this after the Nickelodeon documentary, he knew exactly what we needed 🥺

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here's a video I made breaking down this AMAZING footage of a bear performing CPR

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

@lauraolvera_ @ATT I thought I was getting hacked at first. I wonder what's going on.

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

Yep, Facebook and IG are down. Confirmed by everyone coming to Twitter to ask about Facebook and IG. I'm one of them 🤦🏻‍♀️🥲

[Memefied @Memefied_O]

#facebookdown
Zuckerberg right now 😂

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

Yall 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭🤣

[Johnny 5 @thegreatcinco]

Was at the park smoking a joint with my homies and they were telling "your mom jokes" (to everyone except me) and I see a butterfly in the distance and I ask "is that a butterfly?" My friend hesitates a little but then says "No that’s your mom"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

@jen23_jenny Jenni Rivera?!? Say less lol

[Wim Hof @Iceman_Hof]

Once you become happy, strong, and healthy, you radiate like the sun, and you pass your warmth onto others. You become a healer, and there is divinity in that healing that transcends language and the dogma of our societal conditioning.

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

Yep, & that's why my marriage failed...

[latke @latkedelrey]

when your chronic illness is chronic illness-ing and someone says “it’s always something with you” like… yes… one might say the illness is… chronic

[Idil Ahmed @idillionaire]

Eventually you’ll realize that it was all in your favor. It all happened the way it did to align you to where you were meant to be.

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

this.... I want this....

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

El amor debe sentirse así.🫀

[Celia Escalante @_celiaescalante]

August is going to be a great month ✨️