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[ruthie @recoder1120]

most insane person of all time joined smash ireland today 1/2 (SEE REPLY FOR CRAZY TWIST!)

[jos @josiahhughes]

i think this is a flashback scene from The Bear. when they first found the restaurant.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[cinny ($pawjob) @ccinnybbun]

one day i was high out of my mind scrolling twitter short form videos at 4am and i came across this and it was genuinely the funniest thing i had ever seen in my life and i still think about it every single day

[the tran who delivers @Lumen3HOTL]

visual novel soundtracks when you’re talking to the comic relief friend character:

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

fired a shotgun at my son from kinda far away thinking it'd be like fortnite and he just takes chip damage but now he looks like spongebob.exe

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

based on this photo alone he should play an M&M in a movie

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

Mein Gen Z Arsch könnte nie gecucked werden. Nach 5min da rumsitzen würd ich anfangen Reels zu scrollen 😂😂😂😂

[ruthie @recoder1120]

beer drinkers when drinking water: i wish i felt strange right now

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[transgender obama @sensitivyungFTM]

There’s something so intimate about slowly going insane with your coworkers during a Fuck You Nigga Die shift

[jos @josiahhughes]

everything else aside this is an insanely creepy thing for someone of his age to say to her

[stingay… 🐍🔧 @HoolheyaksGF]

Genuinely don’t know how to convey the comedic effect of this but we’ve finally had a grand oomf meetup but the person who’s always muted in discord has continued his streak of never speaking. He hasn’t said a word. We don’t know what he sounds like. It’s day 3

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