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read it and weep

[🌿 루 @seulcream]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[jimmy johns started slavery @FarFrumPerfect]

Asked my white friend if they be having family reunions he said yea we just dnt make shirts

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[bad bunny fan @yankspilled]

fact is you guys played around in english class your entire lives, not taking it seriously, reading the materials through online plot summaries and now you wonder why you don’t actually understand anything

[Garrett Hughes @Garretthughes]

Contractor came by this morning, shook my hand but not my wife’s.

Brother, I cannot emphasize enough how badly you have misidentified the decision maker in this transaction.

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

[ellie 💌 @stellarharus]

“they should teach media literacy in schools”

motherfucker thats called ENGLISH CLASS

[josiah Ⴟ ☽☾ ∞ @S1CKHEARTS_]

childhood depression was the lamest shit ever. i was thinking id be better off dead at like age 9-10 wtf

[signüll @signulll]

adulthood is saying “after this week, things should calm down” every week until you die.

[Steven Billingham @StevenBillingh5]

The people who were outraged by having to wear a mask in public are now up in arms about being advised not to light fires in the middle of a drought. You're not rebels or 'truth seekers'. You're selfish pricks with the impulse control and emotional maturity of a spoilt toddler.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[matthew ritchie @mkrwrt]

meet me halfway is in the pantheon for modern pop songs

[James @turningmystile]

when people say things like "they should teach you how to recognize propaganda in schools" it makes me wonder if they actually weren't taught or if they just werent paying attention because I was definitely taught that in school

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form

[erin marie @erinsaysrelax]

I’m done trying to be polite or tiptoe around peoples feelings when it comes to generative AI. Your stuff looks like shit. Your logo looks like shit. Your flyer looks like shit. Your photo edits look like shit. It’s so obvious that it’s AI, and it all looks like garbage.

[Slim Dyke @notmaryshea]

i can’t stop saying it’s all corrupt girl but like. it is all corrupt girl

[ً @artfuIchaos]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.