Cenaida Zenteno

RIP to my old twitter, follow me losers.

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Going to Philly for work next week and I have ZERO work clothes to wear, let alone a whole weeks worth of business casual outfits. Four years of remote work has wreaked havoc on my work wardrobe.

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Humble a man today. Humble a man tomorrow. Humble a man as often as you can, because they have too much audacity.

[Dylan @SLATE49]

bro im deadass give me my tax money back

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If you had a hot pink CHI straightener growing up you’re a hot girl now. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

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Stepping into my fully actualized “Rich Gay Aunt 💅”era

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Alright fine I’ll rewatch HotD

[rulji @jjmileo]

one year ago today we got this iconic scene where harwin strong fell in love with rhaenyra targaryen

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If I were given a cooked artichoke at a restaurant, I simply wouldn’t know how to eat it.

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In a state of mourning pls dnd

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I’m DEAAAAD she is so funny lmao

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@transimpala Um hi I live here, let’s hang

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Thank fuck, my prayers are answered🙌🏼

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Meetings 8-4 then actual work from the meetings from 4-8 pls god send me a sugar mommy or daddy bc I don’t wanna work anymore🥹

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Reasons I love Chicago Pt 539: being able to walk outside in June without immediately sweating balls or getting hit with a wall of heat.

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I have a strong craving for an extra dirty martini at 1 PM on a Thursday afternoon. I fear I may be an alcoholic.

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I just smelled a man who had a cologne that smelled exactly like a newborn baby

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Update: booked a flight to London, can’t wait to try prawn crackers and curry sauce on top of salt n pepper chips.

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Anyone else on British “I’ve just ordered a chinese” tiktok?

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@RobotMartian I live on the border of Lakeview and Lincoln park and I love it! Both neighborhoods are amazing.

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My biggest flex lately is that people on zoom think my background is one of the stock zoom backgrounds instead of my actual home lol